All Hail The Birthday Boy

Evening all,

Alan celebrated his birthday yesterday, and so for a special treat we let him take on the role of Sybil tonight... he has been aching to do this for ages! Wouldn't it be great to see him in a gymslip....steady girls!! Anyway Happy Birthday, me old mucker!

A big welcome to Maria, who came down tonight and was thrown in at the deep end by reading in for some of the many people who were absent.... I hope we didn't frighten you too much Maria, and we'll see you again next week. Charles is playing a blinder at locating all these beautiful young women....what's his secret????

Just have to mention Irene....what a prima donna....there she is blatantly complaining about how she wants bigger parts in the play. Your parts are more than adequate Irene, despite someone's kind offer to increase them.

Diane, did my research on your birthday song... and it's either You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive (early March) or Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey (late March) take your pick! Mine was Green Green Grass of Home by Tom Jones, Alan's was Those Were The Days by Mary Hopkin, Noeleen's was My Ding A Ling by Chuck Berry, Caroline's was Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor..... if anyone else wants to know their song, just send me your date of birth!

Finally guys, I don't want to scare you, but we're begnning to count down the days. So let's all make an effort to get to as many if not all of the rehearsals and really back each other up! There are too many parts being read in and wonderfully talented as the readers are, it does upset the flow of the piece. I don't just want this production to be good, it has the potential to be great!!! So let's really kick on in the next few weeks!!

Finally Finally,
Some things that have been on my mind.....
If all the world's a stage, where are the audience sitting?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
How come super glue doesn't stick to the tube?
What's the speed of dark?
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Ah isn't the world a wonderful place? Must toddle off to bed and snuggle down with my hot brick wrapped in a blanket, I have to be up at the crack of noon!

Cheeriosa,

Paul

p.s. Congrats to Michelle on her Graduation Night! Well done me darling girl!
p.p.s. Trixie, Trixie, Trixie!