Monday, December 03, 2007

Adieu!!

Well, that's it.....The fat lady has sung, and we're out of there! It was the most scrummy, spiffing and topping experience to share the past 3 months with all of you. Thank you for the absolutely top hole reception you gave me on Saturday night. The gifts were lovely. I thought I might leave this last blogging with the poem I wrote and recited for you on Saturday. So here goes.....


“Heroes - Meditations of a Director”
by Paul Cullen

I have written these few words
With every good intention
And I have tried my very best
To give you all a mention.

We started rehearsals for this play
In the balmy nights of September
And we’ve ended up here in the Waterloo Inn
On the first day of December.

The early part of rehearsals
Were a lot of fun
Jigsaws, feasts and sing a longs
And the quiz that the teachers won!

To put on the best show that we could
That was our ultimate aim
So we had a healthy attitude
To play up and play the game!

We certainly gave it our best shot
We really gave it a bash
But luckily, unlike Clare Broderick
None of us broke out in a rash!

Charles took on the producers role
And showed such responsibility
Except when he threw the coke at Alan
And nearly put him in Casualty!

For a show to be a success
You need a fantastic crew
So to Noeleen, Craig and Roger
Many thanks for all that you do.

Noeleen of course stage managed
A job that was a big demand
And I don’t think we’d have got those boxes moved
If it wasn’t for her guiding hand.

To Jean who managed all those props
The job you did was great
And also I must mention Sharon
Who’s make up was really first rate!

Carol played Grangewoods headmistress
Miss Gibson was firm but fair
But Carol is glad the show is over
Cos at last she can cut her hair!

Miss Granville loves her country
Thinks England is the best in the world
She adores patriotic poetry
And flies the Union Jack unfurled.

Sarah Jane took over Mademoiselle
And of course it saved the show
Her French accent was “Fantastique”
We’ll see her next on Allo, Allo!

Alan of course was Mr Scoblowski
Complete with an exaggerated limp
I suppose that’s what happens
When you become Mr Thompsons gimp!

As they crept around the corridors
Using just a torch for light
They obviously enjoyed each others company
All through the night.

But now that Mr T is back with his wife
Will the illicit affair come to an end
Or will he still have visitations
With his Bolshevick friend.

Caroline played Belinda Mathieson
A girl too perfect to be true
She was proud of Daisy
And Caroline “we’re proud of you”!

The other Caroline joined the group quite late
Not an easy thing to do,
But she worked hard and got involved
And in the end came through.

Poor Jane got confused at rehearsals
Reading in so many parts always toing and froing
But now that she has her eyesight done
She’ll know where she is going!

Louise is the baby of the gang,
Who could hurt this girl of just sixteen
But the black eye she got from Sybil
Was the biggest I’ve ever seen!

And Alice Fitzpatrick from Ireland
Her accent was so cute
You’d think butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth
Except when she’s playing the flute!

But be very careful when she’s around
She’s a dark one to say the least
Because if you happen to be a second year
You might end up being a feast!

Unless of course she’s in the bath
With all the other prees
Especially when Clare went down in the mud
And needed help to wash her knees!

Colette joining us this year
All the way from the US of A
And when she had to take over from Denise
She certainly saved the day!

She took on the role of Monica
And gave it her best try
It’s nice to know that Grangewood School
Has it’s very own CSI

Especially with all those mysteries
That filled us all with fear
Like where did Charles find all those young women
And why did they disappear?

Clare Beaumont was a topping head girl.
Never too proud or cocky
But you know she’d sell her granny
Just to win a game of hockey.

Dora doesn’t have a pencil sharpener
With boys she likes to chat
She even bites her nails
Dora Johnston, Don’t Do That!

Joan played Sybil Burlington
Beautiful, Spoilt and Rich
In fact you could say
She was a little bit....misunderstood!

Her funny bits were comedic
Her breakdown simply tragical
I must say Joan, in this production
You were by any standards, magical!

We cast Diane as Trixie
And we expected great things
She was always full of energy
No need for Red Bull to give her wings!

Diana was fun and enthusiastic
But could play the prima donna role
She insisted on a doughnut with the middle removed,
Yes, that’s right, she got her hole!

But she’s definitely got a future
The world’s hers for the taking
This young, talented girl
Is surely a star in the making.

And now to our leading lady,
Irene who played the huge part of Daisy
She must have said so many times
Why am I doing this I must be crazy!

But Irene, you did an amazing job!
Playing Daisy was quite tough
But with talent, dedication and commitment
You certainly “Pulled It Off!!”

And Irene as you say goodbye to Grangewood
And take Digby your little frog,
I’m sure that you’re so exhausted
You’ll sleep like the proverbial log!

This has been a fantastic show
It’s really been a ball,
And from the bottom of my heart
I’d like to thank you all!

Finally to all involved in this show
I warmly congratulate
So let’s say farewell to Grangewood
It’s time to graduate!!



That's it..... thank you for joining me on this journey.

Honesta Quam Magna.

Saturday, December 01, 2007

Once More Into The Breach, Dear Friends, Once More!

Well dear friends..... just one performance to go..... let's make it the best yet.

Friday night was pretty special, great show, great audience....... I don't want to make your heads too big, but the comments afterwards were frighteningly good; "you should tour that professionally", "I was crying with laughter", "great energy", "brilliant casting", "the leads were amazing", "Trixie just nailed it", "I was so jealous, I would have loved to have been in that play"........ There was more, but I think we've massaged the egos enough for tonight.

So for the last time......... go out there tonight, and make the magic happen!!!

I love you all,

Paul

Friday, November 30, 2007

We Pulled It Off!!

Well, what can I say? Fantastic opening night.... the buzz has been fantastic.... I've been receiving texts and e mails all morning from an appreciative public. Even my son, who's my biggest critic, thought it was brilliant!! Here's one quote from an audience member, which some of you may already have seen.

"As a member of the audience, congratulations to everyone. The show was brilliant, the costumes and the set great and the performance hilarious. Speaking for myself, I certainly left Leeson Park last night with a smile on my face and a lighter step than when I entered!

Keep up the good work,

If tonight & Saturday are half as good as last night, the audiences won't be disappointed!"

Another elderly couple took me aside after the show and said it was the best night's entertainment they've had in fifty years of theatre going!!

But, let's not get ahead of ourselves.... those comments are yesterdays news.... we can't rest on our laurels,because the audiences tonight and tomorrow deserve an equally good night out... and I know you're going to give it to them.

Hope you're resting up and not slaving too hard. I've just had Trixie telling me about a sore throat that she has succumbed to, so Cod Liver Oil for everyone.

Must dash, I've got a cello lesson in town!

See you all later.

Paul

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Hinc Spes Effulget

Hence Hope Shines Forth!

Well that's it....I'm done! The show is now in your very capable hands.

From an audience point of view, the show looks great. The set, the costumes, the props, the lighting.... it all works really well. As regards the acting..... I couldn't be happier. Act One last night was a joy from start to finish. I watched the whole of it with a big grin on my face. Act Two needs a little stepping up in vitality, but I think the adrenaline and the buzz off the crowd will take care of that. What is up on that stage is exactly what I envisioned when we set out 12 weeks ago. I want the audience to feel that they are watching a Malory Towers book coming to life, and to give them that wave of nostalgia that brings them right back to the days when they would read those sort of books under the covers with a torch. In short, I feel that we have created a lovely piece of theatre.

So go out there tonight and bring the house down!

Break a leg, (or like Trixie, at least pretend to damage an ankle!)

Love you all,

Paul

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Roar Of The Greasepaint, The Smell Of The Crowd!

We're almost there! So close we can almost taste it!

Great rehearsal tonight, definately B plusses all round. Sort out the boxes, the second half of the hockey match, and a bit more energy at the start of each act and we're on to a winner.

The small audience of two really enjoyed the show... the laughter was genuine.... even those of us who have lived with it for the past three months were giggling like schoolgirls!!

Just to reiterate what I said at the end.... we do this because we love it; it is our passion, our joy....... show me that passion, show me that joy!!! Attack the show with verve and vitality..... I want no regrets!! You only get three shots at this, make everyone count!! And remember "No Feasting On The Second Years!!"

Must dash, there's the bell for Prep? Supper? Science Class? (Too many bells!!!!, poor Trixie!!)

7.00 tomorrow for costumes!
7.15 box run through and hockey match
7.45 curtain!!

10.45 PUB!!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

B Minus For Everyone

Despite what a lot of you might think, last night went really well. It was our first time up on the stage, and that does take a bit of getting used to. There was a couple of lines dropped, a few entrances and exits could be sharper, the boxes need a bit of work, the hockey match was a bit of a damp squib... but these are all things that can only improve. Tonight you'll be a bit more comfortable and the stage will begin to feel like home... I fully expect tonight to be very good.... and then tomorrow night to be excellent, and finally Thursday, Friday and Saturday to be exquisite!!!

The costumes look fantastic, just make sure that we have the right socks (Clare) and the right shoes (Winnie). Make up was great, (Thanks Sharon). The lighting is almost there, just a little bit of tweaking.

I would normally be extremely nervous and edgy this close to a performance, but so far the top has stayed on the brandy bottle!!!

So take a B minus everybody.... I want B plusses tonight!!

See you later,

Paul

p.s. Break a leg to Adrian, who is opening in "Funny Money" in Australia tonight. Apparently they have to treat their Director like a God.....(Now there's a thought!!!)

Monday, November 26, 2007

No Mention Of Trixie

And so, here we are at last..... the week of the show!!! 23 rehearsals so far and tonight is looking like the first one where everybody will be there...... fingers crossed anyway! It's now 3pm on the Monday and there's been no declarations of unavailability as yet..... so don't even think about it.

Well done to everybody who helped out over the weekend..... the set is looking great, and when we fill it with actors later it will look even better!

Don't forget your costumes tonight, it is a Dress rehearsal! As it is our first run through on the stage, please bear with us as it may get a bit messy on the technical side. I trust you, the actors, to get on with what you do and pay attention to the crew, especially Noeleen, the stage manager, who will whip you into shape backstage.

The final rehearsal in room 6 was fantastic. It was a show almost ready for public consumption, unlike the rather sad cakes that Monica and Sybil had to eat!

I am very proud of this show so far....... let's really nail it over the next few days and give the audiences a real treat!!!


Cheeriosa,

Paul

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Red Bull Gives You Wings

Sorry about the delay in blogging. It's been a crazy few days, winning a best Director award for my adaptation of Midsummer Night's Dream at one Drama Festival and then winning a Best Actor award at another Festival for my performance in my own play "Fairy Gifts Fading Away". (God, I'm great..... he says with just a hint of irony!)

So Trixie needs artificial stimulants to get through the day, (Red Bull).... If you were anymore hyper darling, you would be airborne!! She's getting to be quite the demanding little drama queen now! Wanting holes in her doughnuts for pete's sake! Holes!! We'll do our best to get you your hole, Diane, but we can't promise anything!

Well tonight is our last rehearsal in Room 6...... it's been our home for 12 weeks, we'll miss it, but I'm sure you're all dying to get up on that stage. Apart from a few little bits here and there it's all looking really good. I am sure that everyone will be word perfect tonight. God help you if you're not. I am easy going and like to run a relaxed rehearsal room.... but God help you, if you try to take advantage of that and not put the work in that you should!!!! It's not just me that you're letting down, but the rest of the cast and crew and also all those actor's who turned up at the audition and didn't get parts. They would love to be in your uniform now! So tonight... full concentration..... and hard work!!!! 7.30 start; the play, the whole play and nothing but the play!!

Once we're up on stage, the set pieces will take a better shape, the dancing, the choir, the cliff top rescue, the schoolroom scenes, the train, the hockey match etc.
We'll hopefully run some lines over the weekend when we're putting the set together. Charles will remind you tonight of the times for building, painting etc.


Tonight, ladies and Gentlemen....tonight!!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Feasting On The Second Years!

How good was last night's rehearsal? I'll tell you, it was great! We're about 75% of the way there. And over the next 6 rehearsals we'll extract that last 25%. The secret of course is to guide the play and make sure that it peaks on opening night and then sustains for the final two performances. We don't want a situation wherby we're moaning at being either under-rehearsed or over-rehearsed! It feels like we're on the right track with everything; characterisations, lines, relationships, chemistry, movement, stagecraft, set-pieces, singing, dancing, props, costumes, lighting, set-design etc, etc.

On Thursday we will go through Act One and sort out any problems that arise. We will also go through the Cliff Top rescue, the Gay Gordons and the choir entrances. And the plan then would be to have full run throughs on Monday and Thursday!

Back to last night.... Michelle's Jesus, Mary & Joseph expletive had to be the comic timing event of the year. She says it was accidental, hopefully she will accidentally do it like that every night! And as for "feasting on the second years"? Enough said! Joan and Colette are going to bring the house down with their double act, so funny last night. I loved the cliff top rescue scene, there was literally excellent support from Dora, Belinda and Winnie!!! Irene is putting in a tour de force as Daisy. It's only when you let scenes run fully through that you realise how much she has to do! She will be drained by the end of it. I think we'll have to get Matron to dose her up on some cod liver oil! Wonderful to have Trixie back last night. Her vitality and energy add so much to the performance. The teachers are doing a fantastic job as is Mr Thompson. There was some wonderful work being done during the hockey match...yes I did notice! And how amazing is Sarah Jane....you just don't know where she's going to pop up next!

Finally, I just want to say how proud I am of all of you so far.....but don't get complacent..... we will work so hard over the next two and a half weeks to make sure that we give ourselves and our audience the most wonderful show!!

Anyway, must go, I have prep to do!

Paul

Friday, November 09, 2007

Biting Off More Than You Can Chew

What an absolutley top hole rehearsal tonight. It was a joy from start to finish. Here we are just three weeks away from opening night and we're still finding the script as funny and fresh as we did at the first reading, and of course this was despite the fact we were missing the brilliance of Trixie, Claire and Dora..I think the audiences are in for a real treat. The pity is of course is that you guys aren't seeing from the front all the hilarious stuff that the audience are seeing. Perhaps we should get it videoed!!

Tonight I especially loved, the choir, (Charles was very taken with Irene's suggestive actions during Cherry Ripe). I also loved Joan munching on that massive cream cake and not being able to speak properly for 5 minutes. And guys at the next rehearsal check out the wonderful off tune humming of Sybil Burlington during Daisy's solo song. It is simply priceless.... I was nearly on the floor tonight. And of course how good was Colette tonight. Knew all her lines in one week and making a great effort at the accent. What a trooper!

Finally, congratulations to Michelle on finding the Fanny she was looking for.

Well anyway, must go for my cocoa before it gets cold,

See you all Monday, have a good weekend!!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

CSI Leeson Park

Hello Babes and Kiddies,

Was out at Dianes play tonight (Fast Times at Teachers Club until Saturday)..and she was giving out about the lack of blogging, and she's right, so I have accepted the slap on the wrist and promised to get on the old Interweb thingy. She's great in the play by the way, and the outfit was mmmmmm....interesting. We nearly had a "Britney" moment at one stage!!!!! Anyway, she'll be back to LPP on Monday...Hurrah!!

The title of the blog is in respect of the fact that we have a Forensic scientist in our cast. Colette worked on crime scenes in Washington, before moving to the violent slums of North County Wicklow. Her detecting skills should come in very handy. She discovered Andrew's missing hat.... she found out that I have a pet dog, based on fibres attached to my clothing.... she is currently trying to find Michelle's missing Fanny. After that we will give her the job of discovering what happened to all those girls that Charles kept bringing along and then we'd never see them again!!!

As regards the play, Monday was a big improvement on Thursday...although I hope this wasn't due to the fact that 6 of the cast were absent. The few props and the knowledge of lines, the use of the boxes etc, is really making it all come alive. The next few rehearsals should be wonderful. And thank you to Noeleens brother Steve for supplying the boxes. They're so big that after the production we're thinking of selling them off as Starter Homes.

Time for lights out,

See you all tomorrow.

p.s. A big Hi to Rachel, if she happens to be reading this in the jungle. Watch out for those Monkeys!!

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Counting Down The Days

Well here we are...into November. The countdown to the show has started in earnest. Only seven more rehearsals in the small room before we hit the main stage. After the run through last week I must say I am getting very excited about the production. Characters are great, lines are getting learnt, costumes and props are coming together, set pieces look good and the fun in the rehearsal room is still vibrant and exciting. (And that was even without Trixie)

For those who missed the schedule, here it is....

Thursday 1st Full Run Through (Scripts Down)

Monday 5th Full Run Through (with basic props)

Thursday 8th Full Run Through

Monday 12th Act One and problem scenes (act one)

Thursday 15th Act Two and problem scenes (act two)

Monday 19th Full Run Through

Thursday 22nd Full Run Through

Saturday 24th Set Construction (Time to be confirmed)

Monday 26th Dress Rehearsal

Tuesday 27th Dress Rehearsal

Wednesday 28th Final Dress Rehearsal

Thursday 29th Opening Night!!!!

Unless you’ve already told me of unavoidable absences, please, please, please have respect for the rest of the cast and do not miss any more rehearsals!!!

We won't have our Head Girl for the next few rehearsals as she is off getting her eyeballs licked by monkeys in Africa. But it will give one of our amazing understudies a chance to read in. May I take this opportunity to say how blessed I feel to have had such amazing understudies in this show. It is a thankless task but Colette, Sarah Jane, Jane and Claire have been absolutely top drawer in their enthusiasm and commitment.

As it is supposed to be scripts down for tonight, we should be in for some fun!!!!
Just make as good an effort as you can!

Cheeriosa,

Paul

Thursday, October 18, 2007

All Hail The Birthday Boy

Evening all,

Alan celebrated his birthday yesterday, and so for a special treat we let him take on the role of Sybil tonight... he has been aching to do this for ages! Wouldn't it be great to see him in a gymslip....steady girls!! Anyway Happy Birthday, me old mucker!

A big welcome to Maria, who came down tonight and was thrown in at the deep end by reading in for some of the many people who were absent.... I hope we didn't frighten you too much Maria, and we'll see you again next week. Charles is playing a blinder at locating all these beautiful young women....what's his secret????

Just have to mention Irene....what a prima donna....there she is blatantly complaining about how she wants bigger parts in the play. Your parts are more than adequate Irene, despite someone's kind offer to increase them.

Diane, did my research on your birthday song... and it's either You Spin Me Round by Dead or Alive (early March) or Easy Lover by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey (late March) take your pick! Mine was Green Green Grass of Home by Tom Jones, Alan's was Those Were The Days by Mary Hopkin, Noeleen's was My Ding A Ling by Chuck Berry, Caroline's was Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor..... if anyone else wants to know their song, just send me your date of birth!

Finally guys, I don't want to scare you, but we're begnning to count down the days. So let's all make an effort to get to as many if not all of the rehearsals and really back each other up! There are too many parts being read in and wonderfully talented as the readers are, it does upset the flow of the piece. I don't just want this production to be good, it has the potential to be great!!! So let's really kick on in the next few weeks!!

Finally Finally,
Some things that have been on my mind.....
If all the world's a stage, where are the audience sitting?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
How come super glue doesn't stick to the tube?
What's the speed of dark?
Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

Ah isn't the world a wonderful place? Must toddle off to bed and snuggle down with my hot brick wrapped in a blanket, I have to be up at the crack of noon!

Cheeriosa,

Paul

p.s. Congrats to Michelle on her Graduation Night! Well done me darling girl!
p.p.s. Trixie, Trixie, Trixie!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Is This The Way To Amarillo?

Howdy.

Where does the time go? It's been so long since the last blog, I do apologise. Isn't it sad when things like work get in the way of important things like blogging!

I hope you all enjoyed the Grangewood Table Quiz the other night! Congratulations to our winners, Miss Gibson, Miss Granville and Mr Scoblowski. Their encylopedic knowledge of all things Grangewood and Leeson Park stood them in good stead for all those tricky questions. The singing performances were also a joy to behold, Your Song was sung with elegance and passion, Yellow Submarine was sung with childlike exuberance, 500 Miles was sung with embellishment and eccentricity, and Amarillo was sung with enthusiasm and joy. A big shout out to Darragh and Sean for adding so much to the evening with their musical talent. It was a great night... and perhaps we should do it again sometime as a Leeson Park evening? Although maybe we shouldn't have a food fight the next time. Chalres nearly took Alan's head off with that can of coke!!!

Well now it's time to get serious. The team building, relationship forming and group bonding has been a huge success, but now we need to get down to the important task of producing a play! So it's no more Mr Nice Guy!!! From now on it's Mr Don't Mess With Me Guy or perhaps Mr You Better Know Your Lines Guy or perhaps Mr I Better Not Miss Any More Reherasals Guy or perhaps Mr Strangely Attractive In A Weird Sort Of Way But I Can't Put My Finger On It Guy.

Until next time, adieu..... (Hello Trixie!)

Love and Pringles (Original Flavour, the shop didn't have Sour Cream & Onion),

Paul

Thursday, October 04, 2007

The "G" Men

Sorry, I haven't blogged for nearly a week....it's been crazy at work this week....yes, I do work occasionally, I don't just spend my time making up cryptic music clues... By the way congratulations to Alan on getting last weeks teaser. The clue was something like; Andre Previn likes to vacuum with the lights off. And the answer was Orchestral Manouevres (Man Hoovers..Get it?!) In The Dark.

There will be more puzzling to be done at tonight's rehearsal!!!

And so to the "G" men. If you watched the documentary about Michael Collins on Tuesday night, you may have noticed a cleanshaven Mr Thompson and a limpless Mr Scoblowski working for the British Government in Dublin in about 1919. This completely blows their cover of being lost at sea and escaping from Russia. They are obviously deep undercover spies and are now hiding out in Grangewood School. Ah yes the "G" men in Grangewood. And "G" for Gibson and Granville. It's obviously a hotbed of recruitment for the Secret Services. So all these challenges that Daisy faces are her training for a future role in killing bad guys with huge underground lairs, giant lasers and evil plans for world domination. Perhaps she should start drinking martinis now!

I know Diane reads this blog religiously looking for mention of Trixie...sorry, nothing today...

Must Scooterons,

Tonight my lovelies,

Paul

Friday, September 28, 2007

Peek-A-Boo

Some lovely moments at rehearsal last night.... Trixie appearing from under the bed, Alice trying to play hockey, Colette looking all innocent, and Mr Thompson sneaking around like the devil incarnate!

Well done to Sybil and Belinda (Joan and Caroline) for winning the school cryptic music quiz. Your prizes of red wine and club orange were well merited. If anyone can guess this one by Monday, "Andre Previn vacuums without the lights on"... they will win a drink for their troubles.

Other things on my mind today...... What was Irene really doing in Wexford????? Does Diane really need to go to the Gym with all the exercise she gets at rehearsal?? Why did Rachel have pink fluffy socks backstage at Midsummer Nights Dream anyway?? And shouldn't we just move the rehearsals out to Greystones seeing as half the cast live out there?

Anyway, got to go...will leave you with today's joke....

There are three types of people, those who can count and those who can't!

Bye bye,

Love and half time oranges!

Paul

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Hammer & Sickle

Ah the Bolsheviks!!! Thanks to all the suggestions flooding in for what Mr Thompson's various gardening implements should be.... some of you should be very proud.... and some of you should be quite frankly ashamed of yourselves! Battery powered implements have no place in an all girls school like Grangewood.

Excellent rehearsal last night.... the structure and flow of the piece is beginning to materialise... Some moments are making sense now and little character traits are developing. I think that a limp Mr Scoblowski is a good idea around schoolgirls!

Big shout out to the understudies, Jane, Sarah Jane and Claire, you're doing a terrific job..... and well done to Jean and her wicked schooldays for giving us the tune of The Ash Grove to the opening chant, it works a treat.

Hope to see some of you tomorrow at the Pavilion in Dun Laoghaire, otherwise see you Thursday for Act Two.

Love and Vanilla Sandwiches,

Paul

BAD SCOOL JOKE OF THE DAY; Did you hear about the cross-eyed schoolteacher? She couldn't control her pupils! Boom! Boom!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Please Sir, Can I Have Some More?

Jam Tarts, Lemon Slices, Fairy Cakes and lashings of Fizzy Pop..... A spiffingly good midnight feast!!1 (even if it was at 8.00pm) Lights out, pyjamas (or silk dressing gowns) on,.... stories about Women In Black, jolly good stories about schooldays..... sixth formers snogging second formers, (we won't mention names but Rochfortbridge is obviously a den of iniquity)..."I'd Do Anything, For You Dear Anything", (maybe she deserved the rash!!!), hiding alcohol down your jeans or in shampoo bottles, (Ah the taste of Clinic), animal skulls in beds, live cows in sitting rooms....This Is Not Grangewood Behaviour!!!

Enjoyed the rehearsal last night....perhaps it was the sugar rush from the tuck, but I think there was plenty of energy in the performances, especially Trixie!!! Will she be cheering Ireland in the rugby tonight with the same fervour?

Have a good weekend.... see you all Monday for Act One.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

So Much Talent, So Few Parts

Hello all,

Your new Director here.... or Felicity as I like to be called in the privacy of my own home on a Friday evening. It's being a while since I directed for LPP. An Inspector Calls in 1999 was the last time, but I am so happy to be back. I was stunned by the turnout at the auditions, and even more stunned by the amazing talent available. Usually in AmDram, with a cast of this size, we are begging people to get involved, whereas turning exceptionally good actors away was unfortunate, but I hope the unlucky ones will return to us again someday.

I'm extremely pleased with the cast that I have, and after three rehearsals things are moving along nicely. It's great to have the experienced Leeson Parkers, like Alan, Jackie and Carol along for the ride, as well as the enthusiastic, talented Newbies.

As for the play, it should be a romp... if we can apply the energy and fun in the rehearsal room on to the stage, the audience are in for an enjoyable evening.

See you all on Thursday and don't forget your Pyjamas!!!!

Paul

p.s. Things we learned this week......

The play is full of innuendo....or is that just Alan?
Jackie knows loads of old songs....
Sybil has no real friends.....
Miss Gibson was a Grangewood girl.....
Hockey is the cure of all the world's ills....
Winnie Irving is full of spunk.......

Friday, September 07, 2007

Casting into the wee small hours

Wow... what a turnout. It think that was a record.
We cast our next play 'Daisy Pulls It Off' last night. Paul Cullen is directing this autumn for us, returning to the fold after several years. Paul has been a member of Leeson Park Players since 1986 and is a highly experienced director, drama teacher, band manager... We're delighted he agreed to 'come back' to us - not that he ever Really went away.
The new cast has a few Returners too which is brilliant, and a few Newcomers. There were so many people to hear and consider though that the end of deliberations had to occur sitting in the car in the carpark as we'd run over time and were chucked out of the room. Anyway, job done - difficult though it was.
So, on to rehearsals and fun and learning lines and struggling with learning lines and finding props and building sets and putting on costumes and make up and running around in the dark backstage and focusing lights and On With The Show!

Monday, May 28, 2007

The LPP B B Q / Goodbye Adrian

The Leeson Park Players Annual BBQ on the 16th of June! It's on Bray Head kindly hosted by Roger and Maud (again). If you haven't been before - well, shame on you. All members welcome. Bring something to throw on the barbie (food wise) and maybe a salad/bread/dessert/drink item to share. For details of time and place and how to get there contact Charles - crichardsAToceanfreeDOTnet. Obviously you need to do the @ and . thing.

This will also be the official GoodByeAdrian get together which, to reflect the seriousness and mournful nature of the occasion, will change location and go on into the wee small hours.
Adrian has been a LPP'er for 10 years and will be sorely missed both on stage and off. I remember him as a young lad nervously approaching me (I was but a child myself) and asking where he should stand to sell programmes and tea tickets. He took the balcony option and did an excellent job, his accountancy training having well equiped him to give change of a fiver. Little did I know then what a Force he would be within the Players. Since joining he has been involved in practically every play, both on and off stage, acting, directing, a bit of painting, climbing the first couple of rungs on a ladder occasionally; he's even an honorary Techie - was it lights? sound? I can't remember but what I do know is this. He will be missed by all of us.

I'm a bit teary now... accolades for the man in the comments please.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

The Last Word

Well, as my directorial predecessor put it – that was the play that was. And a beautiful play it was too. Every single member of the cast found a moment where they shone and in concert you created something really very special.

There are a number of ways of gauging the success of a show: a happy and fulfilled cast, a director who hasn’t gone grey, a crew who have mastered each challenge presented, a full house…… We can tick all those boxes, and that is great. But for me the most important thing is that we took a wonderful play, put our own colour on it and shared it – in the anxious, palpitating lived moment that is theatre- with other people.

The (nearly 600, I think) people who came to see our Juno and the Paycock included young people who have read it in school but have never seen it brought to life, people who know it inside out, those who had never heard of the play and of course the seasoned theatre hacks who have themselves put their own ‘colour’ on Juno in the past. Judging by the responses we received I can honestly say that every person who shared our play with us got something meaningful from it.

In the thank you’s on Saturday, the cast got but a cursory mention as they had enjoyed three nights of solid applause, and I figured they were high enough without me telling them how great they were too! However, I had meant to say two specific things. Firstly, I did witness some of the best acting I have seen ‘in the flesh’ during the rehearsals and production, which was a real honour. Secondly, if I were to pick out one theme where the cast really excelled it would be timing. Not doing anything, and doing it well is a huge challenge, particularly for amateur actors. The moments of absolutely hilarity, of anguish, of expectation and of downright fear evoked by actors being brave enough to do very little for just the right length of time to establish the intent with the audience were wonderful.

Everyone has been thanked either in person or in public for the role they played, they were many and varied, and nobody shirked along the way. We hope that our new friends will stay with us, and that our old friends will return. And that we can each take something from what we put in and what we saw and build it into the fabric of our quest to bring beautiful things to life.

Le meas,
Noeleen Hartigan

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Monday, April 02, 2007

Final Juno notes.....nearly

My brain is numb. I think I will need a lot more sleep before I can do ye and it justice in the final note on what was - suffice to say for the time being - a wonderful production.
Expect something by midweek!

Friday, March 30, 2007

First Night - two more to go

It was Fantastic. That's what the audience were saying as they left after the show last night.

Well Done Everyone.

If you were thinking of going but haven't got organised then I would urge you to Get Organised as this production is a Must See. Full house last night so get there early to be sure of a good seat.

Now, a few photos:




And some note giving (in rehearsal)





Monday, March 12, 2007

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Juno notes 6

O Casey Night

The New Theatre's opening production is O'Casey's Shadow of a Gunman. The Director has invited us to attend at the concession rate of €15 per head, and to meet with him and the cast afterwards. This is a great opportunity to see how another group have approached O'Casey, to meet other actors and to have a bit of a social too.
I propose we go on Wednesday the 14th (they can't do concessions for us on Fri or Sat nights, which is understandable and any later is too close to our own show). Please let me know your availability by text, email or in person.
8pm Eustace St., Temple Bar.

Also:
Craig has just confirmed that he is available as Stage Manager for this production. Craig made his first outing as SM in our last production and was a pleasure to work with so I am delighted he is on board. After a very spirited performance at the play reading I expect we'll be seeing more of him on as opposed to back stage in the future.
The rest of Team Rankin, aka Andrew and Avril, have been busily coming up with solutions to my various visions (demands) for a number of weeks now.

To any smarty pants out there who have been noting the number sequence, yes I did two number 5's. Still struggling with editing post posting mistakes.

Juno notes 5

The Final Stages!
We went books down last week, and very impressive it was too. I cannot vouch for Monday night's rehearsals but the hard task mistress Sarah Jane said it was good, and that is high praise indeed. Thursday night was excellent. This stage in a production is usually marked by a lot of pain and winced faces, but so far so good. Congratulations to everyone on their hard work.

Rehearsal Schedule from now till showtime
The week beginning the 5th will be the last week of regular rehearsals. Act One and all two/ three handers of act one cast on Monday. The party and killing scenes on Thursday! (aka Act two scene two onwards).

From the 12th we will be running the full show every night. This means starting bang on eight o clock, and running straight through to end of Act 2, quick break and then Act 3. We will have four runs at this, ie two weeks.

On Monday the 19th ( the bank holiday) we will be in the Leinster Cricket Club in Rathmines, starting at 7.30. We will do the whole show, and with a lot of emphasis on the scene with furniture removal men/ johnny/ irregulars/Mobiliser.
If you haven't been to the cricket club before check with Charles for directions.

Then, as unbelievable as it is that all has moved so quickly we are into dress rehearsals.

Practical notes:
CAST: If you have not sent me your biog for for the programme it has gone beyond ridiculous and I will be holding your hand to a piece of paper this week.
Please also ensure that you have checked in with Avril and that you are on track for getting your costume/s together.

CREW: Jean has been doing a stellar job with props, and we are nearly all set on that front. Roger, Charles, Andrew and Noeleen will be working out the set box shortly, and all cast will be expected to give a hand in set construction, painting and striking.

PR: Tickets will be available as of this week, as will flyers for distribution. We hope to have a picture in The Gloss magazine this month, and will as ever flaunt our selves shamelessly through the theatre listings to bring in the masses.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Play Reading Evening Tonight!

One of the highlights of the LPP social calendar is Tonight. The Play Reading Evening is an LPP tradition, held in one of our members houses (thank you Jean and Garrett, again) it's a gathering of people who like a bit of ad hoc drama. We do short excerpts from several plays for each others entertainment. We don't learn the pieces, we Read them (hence play Reading evening) and utilise a few props, either brought along with forethought or grabbed from Jean's kitchen, and perhaps a hat or two. There is an interval to enable the audience and players (they're the same thing) to Refresh themselves and there is a Pot Luck Supper which is generally Very Lucky indeed - especially if you're at the end of the table with Maud's dropped scones. The pieces are chosen in advance by kind volunteers and distributed to the Players a few days in advance. So, if you're a member I hope you are signed up with Charles and are reviewing your script(s) to wow us all with your brilliance. I'm looking forward to it!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Voice and Accent Workshop

The workshop last Thursday was, by all accounts, wonderful. Lots was learnt and a good time was had by all. I've been supplied with photographs by Avril and Andrew. I'm not sure what is going on in most of them but if you were there you probably will know.

There was gargling (that's what it looks like anyway).












There were Chocolate Biscuits! I thought Chocolate was bad for the vocals? no?

There was pretending to be a train... or perhaps a trust exercise??





There's Avril... she's the one you can't see, behind Joseph who doesn't usually have red eyes or hold on to Craigs shoulders. Craig is obviously ticklish.













That's Helen Norton in Action...


















There was reading...























Helen Norton in action again...




















Cups of tea and coffee were had.






























Look at Helen Norton's face in this shot... is that a comment on Charles' Dublin accent??

A Big Thank You to Helen Norton and to The Drama League of Ireland, and to Noeleen for organising the workshop. Round of Applause.
(p.s. These are the first photos on the blog! This is exciting for some of us. Apologies for the less than professional layout. Feel free to comment. (I'd love you to comment))

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Juno notes 5

Next week's rehearsals:

Monday the 12th - Act One, plus:
  • All Boyle and Joxer's two handers (Acts 1,2 & 3)
  • Mary and Johnny's scene in Act Three
  • Act Three, Scene one - Juno, Mary, voice of Boyle

Thursday the 15th - Acts Two and Three minus sections rehearsed on Monday.

Technical progress

While great work is being done by the cast during rehearsals the crew are also ploughing away and have come up with great ideas and solutions across a range of areas from sound, lighting, sourcing props, costume design, flyer and programme and of course the set design.

Avril, Andrew, Craig, Charles, Jean and Sarah Jane are all involved in this process and some great plans are being bedded down.

Someone told me recently that they read in a book for 'professional' theatre directors that if the show that finally goes up looks 60% like what you had in mind - it's a huge success. Those who know what a control freak I can be are allowed, if feeling brave, quote this at me when the inevitable wobbles set in at the end!!

To do:

All actors need to introduce themselves to Avril Wilson - Costumes Manager (and Mrs Tancred). She will work with you on sourcing your costume(s) and deciding on your colour and the item of clothing which will be in that colour. Also, Avril is the person to get your old white shirt too so that we can dye them all the same colour. *(If all of this is news to you, check with myself, Sarah Jane or Avril on what is needed).

Avril will also be working mainly with Jean (Props mistress) as well as everyone involved in building the set in ensuring that everything on stage is in a sepia hue.

Pretend sausages and others props will be gradually introduced as of next Monday - and we would also hope to get one item of clothing per character introduced into rehearsals fairly soon to aid with characterisation.

As of next Monday it's three weeks to books down!- A number of cast area already books down for certain scenes which is really encouraging to see. There are plenty of opportunities during rehearsals to run lines, so take them - family members and loved ones might be less enthusiastic about listening to you than your fellow thespians!!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Juno notes 4

Rehearsal Schedule
The one scene we have not rehearsed yet is Act 3 scene 4 with the furniture removal men, the irregulars and johnny.
The first rehearsal of this scene will be on Thursday the 1st of February.

We will then set out a series of dates to rehearse that scene with the actors involved.

The following are the details of forthcoming rehearsals:

Monday 22nd
Act 1, Act 2 - scenes 1 & 2, Act 3, scene 1, plus Act 3 - Jerry and Mary scene

Thursday 25th - Sarah Jane Mulcahy Assistant Director taking rehearsals
Act 2, scenes 3 & 4, all of Act 3 bar scene 4

Monday 29th- Sarah Jane Mulcahy
Act 1, Act 2 - scenes 1 & 2, Act 3, scene 1, plus Act 3 - Jerry and Mary scene

Thursday 1st February
Input from Dara Carolan (see Juno notes 2)
Act 3 - scene four, Rest of Act 3

Monday 5th February
Act 1 and Act 2 (to date we will have done second half of Act 2 on Thursdays only, please let me know if you have commitments)

Thursday 8th February
Accent Workshop with Helen Norton
8 - 10pm all cast

Key dates:
By Monday 26th of February everybody should be 'books down'. This gives a full month before the production to wince your way through the lines!
From Monday the 12th of March we will be running the full show every rehearsal night. This gives us four full run throughs before the dress rehearsals.
On the bank holiday Monday the 19th March we hope to hold rehearsals in the Leinster Cricket Club in Rathmines, and will start at 7pm.

Please let me know of dates you can't be available-
Thanks!
Noeleen

Juno notes 3a!


Details on our tutor for the accent workshop

Helen Norton

Helen Norton is a graduate of UCD and has been a Professional Actress for nearly 19 years, she has worked for The Abbey, The Gate, Druid, and has appeared at most of the theatres around the country. Film and TV Credits include Angela`s Ashes, Veronica Guerin, A Love Divided and Paths to Freedom. Helen has worked exstensively on Radio and is also a voice over artist. She has written and directed three short plays for children based on works in The National Gallery of Ireland.
Helen has been a regular tutor for the DLI and has given a course at the residential Summer School. Most recently she gave an accent workshop at the DLI Conference in Sligo. of the Leeson park workshop featured in Juno notes 3, Helen says "This workshop will focus on the Dublin accent but we will explore all sorts of vocal gymnastics and other texts so hopefully we`ll have a lot of fun! "

Friday, January 19, 2007

Juno notes 3

Accent Workshop!

On Thursday the 8th of February our usual rehearsal time will be used as an accent workshop with professional actress Helen Norton. Helen comes highly recommended and I am very excited about her session having talked to her about how she works with groups.
Like everything else we do, this is a team effort and all of the cast should join in.
The Drama League of Ireland are kindly funding this workshop.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Juno notes 2

O' Casey workshop with Dara Carolan

Dara, who will be known to many of you as the coordinator of the Drama League of Ireland (www.dli.ie) has kindly offered to come meet with the cast to discuss O'Casey's lyrical writing style and how it impacts on delivery of the text as a satire.
Dara will be joining us for the first half hour of our rehearsals on Thursday the 1st of February.

Anyone from Leeson Park Players who is not directly involved in this production is more than welcome to come along to what I'm sure will be a very interesting session.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Juno notes 1

Well, here goes, my first attempt at a blog. (second actually, first failed in cyberspace!)
I'm afraid they won't be as poetic or descriptive as my predecessor, purely functional!
Rather than mailing cast and crew any important notices in relation to the rehearsals/ production will be posted here.

Rehearsals are well underway and everyone is up moving, singing, and hopefully having fun. Some lovely characters are beginning to emerge already.

I have inserted scene breaks into the script to aid rehearsals and create discrete parts which can be rehearsed as we see fit. If you don't have these marked in your script, they'll be up on the wall at rehearsals, and check with Aine - script supervisor - for exact details.

Thursday the 18th is Act 2, scenes 3 & 4 and Act 3.
Scene 3 is where Joxer and Maisie Madigan join the party.
So, if you are on during or after that scene please be with us on Thursday.

Everyone is welcome to all rehearsals even if you are not 'on' and I'd hope that everyone will be familiar with the whole play regardless of what role they are playing.

As with Monday we will focus on the interaction between characters as opposed to 'blocking', the following Monday we will do Act1 and the first half of Act 2 again - and we will pull out a scene to play with....

Sarah Jane will be taking the rehearsals on Thursday the 25th and Monday the 29th, and then we'll have a full schedule of rehearsals for you all.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Amazing Turnout

Wow. We had an amazing (and a little daunting) turnout at Auditions last night. About a gazillion (30+) people were there. LPPers and NEW LPPers (we hope). And the beauty of Juno and the Paycock is the huge cast. *note: if only 5 people had turned up this would not have been a beautiful feature of the play*
Noeleen ran the auditions brilliantly, we even sang. A warning to new cast members - she likes the singing thing a Lot. Rehearsals will be a blast. Hopefully we can persuade Noeleen to keep on the new tradition of the Director writing blog notes throughout rehearsals. Although she has a lot on so we won't be TOO disappointed if she doesn't.
I suppose some Dates would be good...

**Performance dates: March 29th, 30th and 31st**

Every Monday and Thursday evening from now on will be full of fun, angst, line fluffs, great acting, some not so great acting (at the start!), some hair pulling moments, some sleepless nights (directors perogative), and back to the fun again. Can't wait.

Let The Fun Begin.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

News News News

Firstly - Congratulations to Andrew and Avril who got Engaged over the holidays. Great News! Don't worry, you don't have to invite us all to the wedding. Delighted for you. :-)

Secondly - looks like we have a director and a play for April. Just as well as

Auditions are on Monday!

Noeleen Hartigan will be directing for the first time with LPP and she will be in charge of (fanfare)

Juno and the Paycock

So get your auditioning boots on and come over to LPP headquarters (Wesley House) on Monday evening at 8. Monday the 8th at 8pm.

If you haven't already done so that would be a good time to pay your sub (a mere €15 for the year). At the next AGM in September we will have to make some decisions about the future of the Players and the Rules and you won't be able to Vote if you haven't paid up for the year 2006/2007. The Hon Treasurer would be delighted to take your money!